By Warren HolsteinTumblr (3.0; @newsscrooge)http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/<a href="http://blog.witstream.com/post/42053988242/aristocrat-of-the-week-warrenholstein">WitStream: Aristocrat of the Week: @WarrenHolstein</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.witstream.com/post/42053988242/aristocrat-of-the-week-warrenholstein">witstream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1095f6e21167699ed5f7428c1619f159/tumblr_inline_mhke3mfKiv1qz4rgp.jpg"/></strong></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><strong>1. What was your first exposure to Twitter?</strong></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">When I was just a young child, my mother put me in a room with others who were infected so I would built up a natural immunity and not develop the much more serious adult onset form.</p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing"><strong>2. When did you really get into using the site?</strong></p> <p class="MsoNoSpacing">…</p> </blockquote>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/42063013831http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/42063013831Fri, 01 Feb 2013 20:23:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m814xvkOlR1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eye injection gives a blind mouse the ability to see. Henry Waxman excited to start utilizing his new sense of sight.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28411539484http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28411539484Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:44:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m813amJ4ok1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Matrix director “Lana “Wachowski to star in remake of Run Lola Run.                   </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28410192593http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28410192593Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:08:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wforTze71r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You think Chick-fil-A is bad? Here’s a picture of another of Sarah Palin’s favorite restaurants.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28234316500http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/28234316500Sat, 28 Jul 2012 21:48:27 -0400Sarah PalinChick-fil-Ahomophobicgay marriageracistTodd Palin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c5p3SnjA1r52c8mo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>CNN just reviewed “Magic Mike” as a family-friendly romp with oodles of card tricks and disappearing bunnies. WTF?!         </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26076671703http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26076671703Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:27:03 -0400CNNhealth care rulingmistakeinaccuratesupreme court5-4Insurance Mandate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c5i80lsE1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go back to slurping your large sodas America, we’ve got it covered.         </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26076447931http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26076447931Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:22:56 -0400health careInsurance MandateSupreme Courtsoad ban<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c52z4mo81r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Insurance mandate survives in 5-4 Supreme Court decision! Rush Limbaugh currently on phone screaming at his OxyContin dealer’s voicemail.         </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26075957940http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26075957940Thu, 28 Jun 2012 12:13:47 -0400Insurance Mandate5-4Supreme CourtRush LimbaughOxyContinhealth insurance<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c48gEwVX1r52c8mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tests only found weed in face-chewer’s system. Which seems oddly motivated for a pothead. Why not just order in and eat the delivery guy? </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26074983115http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26074983115Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:55:28 -0400face-chewertestsonly marijuana<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c42dMmBa1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obama’s new favorite catch phrase is: “It’s the right thing to do.” Related: Wilfred Brimley was just named his Secretary of Oatmeal.         </p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26074798331http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26074798331Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:51:49 -0400Obamacatch phrasecatchphraseIt's the right thing to doWilfred Brimleyoatmeal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6abbhBy2n1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><div class="biopic">Chris Christie calls lawmaker an “arrogant S.O.B.” Well, isn’t that the fat calling the kettle fat?</div></p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26006315008http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26006315008Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:33:17 -0400Chris Christiearrogant S.O.B..lawmakerSen. Paul SarloSenate budget committee chairman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aay69sIU1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rep denies reports that Charlie Sheen trashed his hotel room. Claims he just redecorated it with semen and blow.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005877399http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005877399Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:25:18 -0400RepdeniesCharlie Sheentrashed hotel room<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aagtXsj01r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve got a feeling Adam Carolla won’t be giving the eulogy at Nora Ephron’s funeral. Just a hunch.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005318707http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005318707Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:14:53 -0400Nora EphronRIPdeadfuneralAdam Carolla<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aa6tTQHL1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1 in 3 Americans can’t afford to see the dentist. The British are coming! The British are coming!</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005001477http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26005001477Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:08:53 -0400AmericansdentisteconomyBritish teeth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aa1hm3dB1r52c8mo1_r1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Savannah Guthrie is set to replace Ann Curry on NBC’s “Today” show, leaving behind a promising career of folk singing and porn.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26004838180http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/26004838180Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:05:00 -0400SavannahGutherieAnn CurryNBCTodayshowfolk singingporn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68wfsYECs1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bad day for John Edwards. Great day for Rielle MILF Hunters.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25955074285http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25955074285Tue, 26 Jun 2012 18:14:16 -0400John EdwardsRielle Hunterbreak upsplitMILF Hunter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68ya2yvw31r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The U.S. blood supply is at dangerously low levels. Bath salts must make you really thirsty.</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957802410http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957802410Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:30:00 -0400U.S. blood supplycannibalbath saltseat face<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68y1zi4az1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jesse Jackson Jr. is taking a leave of absence for “exhaustion.” Is that code for partying too much with Marion Barry and Herman Cain?</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957472967http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957472967Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:00:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68xw3DEPN1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>News Corp is considering splitting into two. One for each Koch brother?</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957237357http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957237357Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:30:00 -0400News CorpFOXFox NewsKoch brothersRupert Murdoch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68xr6q38s1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Scalia blasts the “evil effects of illegal immigration.” Wow, did a busboy knock a bottle of wine on his majestic robe or something?</p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957035096http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25957035096Tue, 26 Jun 2012 10:15:00 -0400Justice Antonin Scaliaevilsillegal immigrationrobe<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68wyc95px1r52c8mo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="js-tweet-text">Pregnant Reese Witherspoon says she’s feeling “very round.” That’s great, ‘cause her acting’s not.</p></p>http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25955849531http://newsscrooge.tumblr.com/post/25955849531Tue, 26 Jun 2012 08:15:00 -0400Reese WitherspoonPregnantbomb