Berlusconi ‘Bunga Bunga’ girl says she dressed as Obama. Which explains the big black dildo and why Silvio is so uncomfortable sitting trial.
Rush Limbaugh says CNN is trying to scare white people. Yeah, but he’s succeeding at it.
Polls say cell phone users prefer Obama and landline users like Romney. Telegraph and hand-cranked Victrola fanatics still skew towards Ron Paul.
So what if Bill Clinton posed with porn stars at a gala he co-hosted. It’s not like it was a benefit for Fisting Survivors.
Los Angeles is banning plastic bags. What’s Pamela Anderson supposed to do now?
A new Al Qaeda video is calling for Electronic Jihad. Great, they’re starting crappy dance crazes now?!
The Ronald Reagan Foundation is livid over the online sale of a vial of the former president’s blood. Looks like their plan to isolate the Gipper’s DNA and fuse it with cyborg Mitt Romney’s has been foiled again
A North Carolina pastor suggests building an electric fence around queers and homosexuals. In the 70s, they used to call that a Disco.
Bruce Willis told Esquire Magazine he doesn’t think he is very good at acting. He is, however, a virtuoso at smirking.
If you’re still planning on getting the Zuckerbergs a wedding present, don’t forget, they’re registered with everyone.
Rush Limbaugh’s ratings have dropped in several big markets. Operation Dumbo Drop is nearing completion.
A new study says 23% of US teens have diabetes or prediabetes. Nowadays “carrying protection” means insulin.
Mississippi Rep. Andy Gipson blasts gays, citing bible passages calling for their death. Weird for a state that advocates eating mud pies.
Jackie Chan retired from action films and says he wants to be seen as a “true actor.” You got it, Jackie! Welcome to the unemployment line.
